I'm a 20 year old Aquarius, with more ships in my harbor than I know what to do with, and almost none of them are canon. If you're up at 3am and feelin' lonely, just message me! (Don't worry, I'm nocturnal) Let's be friends! :3
i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up
im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll have to pry my ikea shark out of my cold dead hands
“Riffraff, street rat. I don’t buy that. If only they’d look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They’d find out there’s so much more to me.”
@altonbrown are you aware of how dangerous and well-trained he actually is? Alton Brown is a competition-level shooter with a large arsenal of rather expensive weapons, as well as a motorcycle and apparently a pilot’s license.
If he really wanted to assassinate someone, he could fly to a foreign country by himself and pose as a local chef before eliminating the target.
I would pay to watch a movie of Alton Brown as a secret agent who uses a mixture of his culinary and scientific knowledge as well as firearms to eliminate evil people.
